ADDING INSULT TO INTRODUCTION

SOME TEXANS ARE MINGLING AT THE BAR

WHEN AN OXFORD GRADUATE WALKS IN.

“HOWDY, STRANGER,” ONE TEXAN SAYS.

“WHERE ARE YOU FROM?”

THE OXFORD GRADUATE ANSWERS,

“I COME FROM A PLACE WHERE WE DO NOT

END OUR SENTENCES IN PREPOSITIONS.”

“OH, I’M SORRY,” REPLIES THE TEXAN.

“WHERE ARE YOU FROM, 

JACKASS?”