WRINKLE CREAM

A NINE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER

WALKED IN WHILE HER MOTHER WAS

GETTING READY FOR WORK.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

SHE ASKED.

"PUTTING ON MY WRINKLE CREAM,"

THE MOTHER ANSWERED.

"OH," SHE SAID, WALKING AWAY.

"I THOUGHT THEY WERE NATURAL."