THE LOCAL POLICEMAN
Added on: 5th Nov 2014
A LOCAL POLICEMAN HAD JUST FINISHED HIS
SHIFT ON BONFIRE NIGHT,
IT WAS A COLD NOVEMBER EVENING AND
WHEN HE GOT HOME TO HIS WIFE.
HE SAID “YOU JUST WON’T BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED THIS EVENING ,
IN ALL MY YEARS ON THE FORCE
I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.”
“OH YES DEAR, WHAT HAPPENED ?”
ASKED HIS WIFE.
“I CAME ACROSS TWO GUYS DOWN BY THE CANAL,
ONE OF THEM WAS DRINKING BATTERY ACID AND
THE OTHER WAS EATING FIREWORKS.”
SAID THE POLICEMAN.
“DRINKING BATTERY ACID AND EATING FIREWORKS!!
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM ?”
ASKED HIS WIFE.
“OH THAT WAS EASY, SAID THE POLICEMAN,
I CHARGED ONE AND LET THE OTHER OFF.”
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