HUNGRY DOGS
Added on: 3rd Dec 2014
AT A WORKSHOP ON DOG TEMPERAMENT,
THE INSTRUCTOR NOTED THAT A TEST FOR
A CANINE’S DISPOSITION WAS FOR AN
OWNER TO FALL DOWN AND ACT HURT.
A DOG WITH POOR TEMPERAMENT
WOULD TRY TO BITE THE PERSON,
WHEREAS A GOOD DOG WOULD
LICK HIS OWNER’S FACE OR SHOW CONCERN.
ONCE, WHILE EATING PIZZA IN THE LIVING ROOM,
I DECIDED TO TRY OUT THIS THEORY
ON MY TWO DOGS. I STOOD UP,
CLUTCHED MY HEART, LET OUT
A SCREAM AND COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR.
THE DOGS LOOKED AT ME, GLANCED AT
EACH OTHER AND RACED TO THE
COFFEE TABLE FOR MY PIZZA.
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