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Added on: 3rd Dec 2014

 

AT A WORKSHOP ON DOG TEMPERAMENT,

 

THE INSTRUCTOR NOTED THAT A TEST FOR

 

A CANINE’S DISPOSITION WAS FOR AN

 

OWNER TO FALL DOWN AND ACT HURT.

 

A DOG WITH POOR TEMPERAMENT

 

WOULD TRY TO BITE THE PERSON,

 

WHEREAS A GOOD DOG WOULD

 

LICK HIS OWNER’S FACE OR SHOW CONCERN.

 

ONCE, WHILE EATING PIZZA IN THE LIVING ROOM,

 

I DECIDED TO TRY OUT THIS THEORY

 

ON MY TWO DOGS. I STOOD UP,

 

CLUTCHED MY HEART, LET OUT

 

A SCREAM AND COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR.

 

THE DOGS LOOKED AT ME, GLANCED AT

 

EACH OTHER AND RACED TO THE

 

COFFEE TABLE FOR MY PIZZA.

 

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