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TALKING BIRD

Added on: 7th Dec 2014

 

MY FATHER’S SECRETARY WAS VISIBLY

 

DISTRAUGHT ONE MORNING WHEN SHE

 

ARRIVED AT THE OFFICE AND EXPLAINED

 

THAT HER CHILDREN’S PARROT HAD ESCAPED

 

FROM HIS CAGE AND FLOWN OUT AN

 

OPEN WINDOW.

 

OF ALL THE DANGERS THE TAME BIRD

 

WOULD FACE OUTDOORS ALONE,

 

SHE SEEMED MOST CONCERNED ABOUT

 

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE BIRD

 

STARTED TALKING.

 

CONFUSED, MY FATHER ASKED

 

“WHAT THE PARROT COULD SAY”.

 

“WELL,” SHE EXPLAINED,

 

“HE MOSTLY SAYS,

 

‘HERE, KITTY, KITTY.’ ”

 

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