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Added on: 10th Dec 2014

 

WHILE MY PARENTS WERE MAKING

 

THEIR FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS,

 

THE CEMETERY SALESMAN POINTED OUT

 

A PLOT THAT HE THOUGHT THEY WOULD LIKE.

 

“YOU’LL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL VIEW

 

OF THE SWAN POND,” HE ASSURED THEM.

 

DAD WASN’T SOLD:

 

“UNLESS YOU’RE INCLUDING A PERISCOPE

 

WITH MY CASKET, I DON’T KNOW HOW

 

I’M GOING TO ENJOY IT.”

 

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