LIMITED KNOWLEDGE
Added on: 17th Dec 2014
AS WE WERE PUTTING OUT BISCUITS
FOR SANTA ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED ONE.
"NO PROBLEM," I SAID,
PICKING IT UP AND DUSTING IT OFF
BEFORE PLACING IT BACK ON THE PLATE.
"YOU CAN’T DO THAT,"
ARGUED MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD.
"DON’T WORRY. SANTA WILL NEVER KNOW."
HE SHOT ME A LOOK.
"SO HE KNOWS IF I’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD,
BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW THE
BISCUIT FELL ON THE FLOOR?"
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