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Added on: 20th Dec 2014

 

A PASTOR I KNOW OF USES A STANDARD

 

LITURGY FOR FUNERALS.

 

TO PERSONALIZE EACH SERVICE,

 

HE ENTERS A “FIND AND REPLACE”

 

COMMAND INTO HIS WORD PROCESSOR.

 

THE COMPUTER THEN FINDS THE NAME OF

 

THE DECEASED FROM THE PREVIOUS FUNERAL

 

AND REPLACES IT WITH THE NAME OF

 

THE DECEASED FOR THE UPCOMING ONE.

 

NOT LONG AGO, THE PASTOR TOLD THE

 

COMPUTER TO FIND THE NAME “MARY”

 

AND REPLACE IT WITH “EDNA.”

 

THE NEXT MORNING, THE FUNERAL WAS

 

GOING SMOOTHLY UNTIL THE CONGREGATION

 

INTONED THE APOSTLES’ CREED.

 

“JESUS CHRIST,”

 

THEY READ FROM THE PREPRINTED PROGRAM,

 

“BORN OF THE VIRGIN EDNA.”

 

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