RUDOLPH THE RED
Added on: 23rd Dec 2014
THERE WAS ONCE A GREAT CZAR IN
RUSSIA NAMED RUDOLPH THE RED.
HE STOOD LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW
OF IS PALACE ONE DAY WHILE HIS WIFE,
THE CZARINA KATERINA,
SAT NEARBY KNITTING.
HE TURNED TO HER AND SAID,
"LOOK MY DEAR, IT HAS BEGUN TO RAIN!"
WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HER
KNITTING SHE REPLIED,
"IT'S TOO COLD TO RAIN.
IT MUST BE SLEETING."
THE CZAR SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID,
"I AM THE CZAR OF ALL THE RUSSIAS,
AND RUDOLPH THE RED KNOWS RAIN, DEAR!"
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