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RUDOLPH THE RED

Added on: 23rd Dec 2014

 

THERE WAS ONCE A GREAT CZAR IN

 

RUSSIA NAMED RUDOLPH THE RED.

 

HE STOOD LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW

 

OF IS PALACE ONE DAY WHILE HIS WIFE,

 

THE CZARINA KATERINA,

 

SAT NEARBY KNITTING.

 

HE TURNED TO HER AND SAID,

 

"LOOK MY DEAR, IT HAS BEGUN TO RAIN!"

 

WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HER

 

KNITTING SHE REPLIED,

 

"IT'S TOO COLD TO RAIN.

 

IT MUST BE SLEETING."

 

THE CZAR SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID,

 

"I AM THE CZAR OF ALL THE RUSSIAS,

 

AND RUDOLPH THE RED KNOWS RAIN, DEAR!"

 

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