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REINDEER'S STORY AT CHRISTMAS

Added on: 24th Dec 2014

 

ACCORDING TO THE ALASKA DEPARTMENT

 

OF FISH AND GAME,

 

WHILE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE

 

REINDEER GROW ANTLERS IN THE

 

SUMMER EACH YEAR, MALE REINDEER

 

DROP THEIR ANTLERS AT THE

 

BEGINNING OF WINTER,

 

USUALLY LATE NOVEMBER TO MID-DECEMBER.

 

FEMALE REINDEER RETAIN THEIR ANTLERS

 

TILL AFTER THEY GIVE BIRTH IN THE SPRING.

 

THEREFORE, ACCORDING TO EVERY

 

HISTORICAL RENDITION DEPICTING

 

SANTA'S REINDEER, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF

 

THEM, FROM RUDOLPH TO BLITZEN,

 

HAD TO BE A GIRL.

 

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN...

 

ONLY WOMEN WOULD BE ABLE TO DRAG

 

A FAT MAN IN A RED VELVET SUIT ALL

 

AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT

 

AND NOT GET LOST.

 

santas sleigh and reindeer  animation

 

 


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