CHECK PLEASE

MY FRIEND HAS A BAD HABIT

OF OVERDRAWING HER BANK ACCOUNT.

ONE DAY BEFORE WE WENT SHOPPING,

I COMPLAINED ABOUT MY LACK OF

FUNDS AND LAMENTED,

“GUESS I’LL USE PLASTIC.”

UNCONCERNED, SHE WHIPPED

OUT HER CHECKBOOK:

“I’M USING RUBBER.”