THE DIFFERENCE IN WORDS

One day during the family lunch the youngest

son Paul asks his father:
Daddy,

what is the difference between potential and reality?

Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question: 
Would you sleep with George Clooney for £1 million?
Certainly, I would never waste such an opportunity,

says the wife

Daddy turns to his teenage daughter: 
Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for £1 million?
Surely! He is my fantasy,

his posters are all over the walls of my room.

Daddy turns to his eldest son Saul and asks: 
Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for £1 million?
Eldest son thinks a little and replies: 
Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money.

So yes, I would sleep with Tom Cruise.

Then daddy turns back to his

youngest son Paul and explains to him: 
You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting

with multi-millionaires but in reality we are

sitting with two prostitutes and one gay.