MORE OF MY KIND OF DOCTOR

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with

the intention of arriving safely in an attractive

and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in

sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the

other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and

screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat,

here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those

conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and

suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits. 

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and

suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and

suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and

suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits. 

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and

eat lots of sausages and fats and

suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. 

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.