MORE STRANGE TOYS
Added on: 7th Jan 2015
SEW ABLE DOLL
It’s basically an amputee that you can sew back together.
Maybe it will at least motivate kids to do well in school so they
sew people back together in real life.
Paraplush, a German toymaker recently came out with a series of
stuffed animals that suffer from various mental illnesses. The gang is
composed of Dub the turtle, who suffers from depression; Sly the snake,
who suffers from petrifying hallucinations; Dolly the sheep, who has
dissociative identity disorder; Lilo the hippo, who is so engrossed in
trying to solve the same jigsaw puzzle piece that he is oblivious to
his surroundings; and Kroko the crocodile, who suffers from paranoia.
And you thought your friends were weird…
RAN OVER CAT
There really isn’t much you can say about his one. Not much at all
(except maybe “poor kitty”).
ERWIN, THE SURGERY DOLL
Even without lifting up his shirt Erwin’s eyes seem to give away the fact
that Erwin is probably dead, but after pulling back his stomach to expose
his insides…the hypothesis is confirmed.
PLAYSKOOL SAFE CRACKER SET
Get your kids started on a life of crime early with this
safe cracker set from Playskool!
KONG SUNI FLATULENT DOLL
Just like pregnant Barbie, Kong Suni apparently tries to keep
things as real as possible.
MEGA PLUMBER ACTION HERO
Who needs Batman when you can have a Mega Plumber
Action Hero that comes complete with tools and a toilet?
JAR JAR BINKS TONGUE CANDY
You must be a really die hard Star Wars fan to find this appealing.