ALL DOLLED UP
Added on: 12th Jan 2015
A HUSBAND AND WIFE HAD BEEN MARRIED
FOR 60 YEARS AND HAD NO SECRETS
EXCEPT FOR ONE:
THE WOMAN KEPT IN HER CLOSET
A SHOE BOX THAT SHE FORBADE HER
HUSBAND FROM EVER OPENING.
BUT WHEN SHE WAS ON HER DEATHBED
AND WITH HER BLESSING
HE OPENED THE BOX AND FOUND A
CROCHETED DOLL AND $95,000 IN CASH.
“MY MOTHER TOLD ME THAT THE SECRET
TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE WAS TO NEVER
ARGUE,” SHE EXPLAINED.
“INSTEAD, I SHOULD KEEP QUIET
AND CROCHET A DOLL.”
HER HUSBAND WAS TOUCHED.
ONLY ONE DOLL WAS IN THE BOX
THAT MEANT SHE’D BEEN ANGRY WITH
HIM ONLY ONCE IN 60 YEARS.
“BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS MONEY?”
HE ASKED.
“OH,” SHE SAID,
“THAT’S THE MONEY I MADE FROM
SELLING THE DOLLS.”
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