GRANDAD JOKES

NONE OF MY GRANDSONS SHARE

MY CORNY SENSE OF HUMOR.

WHEN THE FAMILY IS EATING LASAGNA,

I SAY, “LEAN OVER YOUR PLATE, BOYS.

YOU’LL GET 
LESS-ON-YA.”

I SAY TO THE TEN-YEAR-OLD,

“DON’T YELL THROUGH THE SCREEN;

YOU’LL STRAIN YOUR VOICE.”

AND WHEN I TOOK ANOTHER GRANDSON

TO THE ZOO, I ASKED,

“DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT SNAKE’S

NOT PRESSED AGAINST THE GLASS?

HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A WINDSHIELD VIPER.”

THEY’LL PROBABLY LAUGH LATER.