BAD SOLDIER MISTAKES

IT’S IMPORTANT THAT SOLDIERS 


LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES;

OTHERWISE, THEY’RE BOUND TO

REPEAT THEM AT INOPPORTUNE MOMENTS.

HERE SOLDIERS SHARE WHAT

THEY’VE GLEANED FROM PAST GAFFES:

“I WAS COLD”

IS NOT A SUFFICIENT REASON FOR

BEING CAUGHT IN THE FEMALE BARRACKS.

DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH

OFFICERS USING ONLY MADONNA LYRICS.

DO NOT CONDUCT LIVE FIRE EXERCISES

AT THE GENERAL’S (UNATTENDED) JEEP,

EVEN IF IT’S PARKED IN AN AREA

CLEARLY MARKED LIVE FIRE ZONE.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SHAVE WITH FIRE.

DO NOT USE 27 PACKS OF STICKY NOTES

TO LABEL EVERYTHING IN THE BARRACKS 


SO THE GENERAL WON’T HAVE ANY

QUESTIONS DURING THE INSPECTION.