CUSTOMER SERVICE

ME: I HAVE A ROUNDUP MULTI

PURPOSE SPRAYER THAT IS DEFECTIVE.

CUSTOMER REP: MA’AM, WE’LL NEED

THE EXACT NAME OF THE ITEM.

DO YOU HAVE THE BOX?

ME: NO, BUT IT’S THE ROUNDUP MULTI

PURPOSE SPRAYER.

CUSTOMER REP: MA’AM, WE’LL NEED THE BOX

SO WE CAN HAVE THE EXACT NAME OF THE PRODUCT.

ME: HOLD ON. I’LL RUN OUT TO MY GARAGE

AND GET THE BOX.

[LONG PAUSE ... ] 


OK … [HUFF ... PUFF] I HAVE IT.

IT SAYS …

ROUNDUP MULTI PURPOSE SPRAYER.

CUSTOMER REP: THANK YOU FOR THAT INFORMATION, MA’AM.