TEACHER AND CATS

TEACHER: "IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS AND

ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2,

HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"

JOHNNY: "SEVEN."

TEACHER: "NO, LISTEN CAREFULLY...

IF I GAVE YOU TWO CATS, AND

ANOTHER TWO CATS AND

ANOTHER TWO,

HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"

JOHNNY: "SEVEN."

TEACHER: "LET ME PUT IT TO

YOU DIFFERENTLY.

IF I GAVE YOU TWO APPLES, AND

ANOTHER TWO APPLES AND

ANOTHER TWO,

HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"

JOHNNY: "SIX."

TEACHER: "GOOD. NOW IF I GAVE

YOU TWO CATS, AND ANOTHER

TWO CATS AND ANOTHER TWO,

HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"

JOHNNY: "SEVEN!"

TEACHER: "JOHNNY, WHERE IN THE

HECK DO YOU GET SEVEN FROM?!"

JOHNNY:

"BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY GOT A FREAKING CAT!"