TEACHER AND CATS
Added on: 2nd Feb 2015
TEACHER: "IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS AND
ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2,
HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"
JOHNNY: "SEVEN."
TEACHER: "NO, LISTEN CAREFULLY...
IF I GAVE YOU TWO CATS, AND
ANOTHER TWO CATS AND
ANOTHER TWO,
HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"
JOHNNY: "SEVEN."
TEACHER: "LET ME PUT IT TO
YOU DIFFERENTLY.
IF I GAVE YOU TWO APPLES, AND
ANOTHER TWO APPLES AND
ANOTHER TWO,
HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"
JOHNNY: "SIX."
TEACHER: "GOOD. NOW IF I GAVE
YOU TWO CATS, AND ANOTHER
TWO CATS AND ANOTHER TWO,
HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE?"
JOHNNY: "SEVEN!"
TEACHER: "JOHNNY, WHERE IN THE
HECK DO YOU GET SEVEN FROM?!"
JOHNNY:
"BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY GOT A FREAKING CAT!"
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