BIG FRANK

Big Frank was having his hair styled

at the hairdresser's when a lorry

smashed into a car, outside.

Draped in a cape, his hair divided

with aluminium clips,

Frank, an ex-paratrooper corporal

raced out to the car and found the driver unhurt.

The lorry driver, however,

was slumped over the wheel,

unconscious. Big Frank lost no time

in applying his army acquired CPR techniques,

including mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

The lorry driver recovered consciousness

several times, but kept passing out again.

Soon the ambulance arrived with the

paramedics and took over, and Frank

returned to his barber's seat.

'I just don't understand why

he kept passing out,'

he said to the hairdresser.

'I did everything they taught me.'

'Well, put yourself in the lorry driver's place,

'said the hairdresser.

'He's driving down the street

without a care in the world.

The next thing he knows,

he's waking up to see some big guy

in a green cape with a head full of

wires pounding on his chest and kissing him.

You'd pass out too'