DOREEN TACKLES FOUR LADS

Doreen, aged 79, finished all the shopping on her

weekly list at Walmart supermarket.

She walked determinedly towards her car which

she had left in the car park.

There she saw four youths about to drive away in her car.

Doreen became agitated and dropping her shopping to

the ground, she drew a handgun from her bag and

screamed as loud as her lungs would allow at the

four miscreants, 'I have a gun and I know how to use it.

Get out of the car you horrible little men.'

The four lads didn't wait around for a second

invitation but got out and ran helter-skelter as far away

as they could, whereupon Doreen, somewhat shaken,

proceeded to load her shopping bags into the

back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

As hard as Doreen tried she could not get

her key into the ignition.

Then it began to dawn on her why.

She came across her own car a few

moments later in another row nearby.

Putting her bags now, into her own car,

she drove hesitantly to the nearest Police Station.

As Doreen was recounting the tale to the

Duty Sergeant she wondered why he

kept giggling and smiling.

Eventually he pointed to the end of the

counter where dear old dizzy Doreen saw

four young lads, faces extremely pale,

who were describing how a little old lady,

some 5 foot tall, wearing glasses and with grey hair

had stolen their car by waving a gun at them.

Doreen was not charged with anything.