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GONE FISHING

Added on: 10th Feb 2015

 

ALEX HAD A TERRIBLE DAY

 

FISHING ON THE LAKE,

 

SITTING IN THE BLAZING SUN

 

ALL DAY WITHOUT CATCHING

 

A SINGLE ONE. 

 

ON HIS WAY HOME,

 

HE STOPPED AT THE FISHMONGER

 

AND ORDERED FOUR RAINBOW TROUT. 

 

HE TOLD THE FISHMONGER,

 

'PICK FOUR LARGE ONES OUT

 

AND THROW THEM AT ME, WILL YOU?'

 

'WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO

 

THROW THEM AT YOU?'

 

ASKED THE SALESMAN?' 

 

SO THAT I AM ABLE TO TELL MY WIFE,

 

IN ALL HONESTY, THAT I CAUGHT THEM.'

 

SAID ALEX.

 

'OKAY, BUT I SUGGEST THAT

 

YOU TAKE THE SALMON.' 

 

WHY'S THAT? 

 

'BECAUSE YOUR WIFE CAME IN EARLIER

 

TODAY AND SAID THAT IF YOU CAME BY,

 

I SHOULD TELL YOU TO TAKE SALMON. 

 

THAT'S WHAT SHE'D LIKE FOR SUPPER TONIGHT',

 

REPLIED THE FISHMONGER WITH A GRIN.

 

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