GONE FISHING
Added on: 10th Feb 2015
ALEX HAD A TERRIBLE DAY
FISHING ON THE LAKE,
SITTING IN THE BLAZING SUN
ALL DAY WITHOUT CATCHING
A SINGLE ONE.
ON HIS WAY HOME,
HE STOPPED AT THE FISHMONGER
AND ORDERED FOUR RAINBOW TROUT.
HE TOLD THE FISHMONGER,
'PICK FOUR LARGE ONES OUT
AND THROW THEM AT ME, WILL YOU?'
'WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO
THROW THEM AT YOU?'
ASKED THE SALESMAN?'
SO THAT I AM ABLE TO TELL MY WIFE,
IN ALL HONESTY, THAT I CAUGHT THEM.'
SAID ALEX.
'OKAY, BUT I SUGGEST THAT
YOU TAKE THE SALMON.'
WHY'S THAT?
'BECAUSE YOUR WIFE CAME IN EARLIER
TODAY AND SAID THAT IF YOU CAME BY,
I SHOULD TELL YOU TO TAKE SALMON.
THAT'S WHAT SHE'D LIKE FOR SUPPER TONIGHT',
REPLIED THE FISHMONGER WITH A GRIN.
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