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THE TALKING CENTIPEDE

Added on: 12th Jun 2013

The Talking Centipede

 

A single guy decided life would be more fun

if he had a pet.

 

So he went to the pet store

and told the owner

that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

 

After some discussion,

he finally bought a talking centipede,

which came in a little white box

to use for his house.

 

He took the box back home,

found a good spot for the box,

and decided he would start off

by taking his new pet

to the pub for a drink with him.

 

So he asked the centipede

in the box,

"Would you like to go

down the pub with me today?

We will have a good time."

 

But there was no answer

from his new pet.

 

This bothered him a bit,

but he waited a few minutes

and then asked again,

"How about going

down the pub with me ?"

 

But again,

there was no answer

from his new friend and pet.

So he waited

a few minutes more,

thinking about the situation.

 

The guy decided

to invite the centipede

one last time.

 

This time he

put his face up against

the centipede ' s box and shouted,

"Hey, in there!

Would you like to go

to

the pubĀ  with me?

.....

This time,

a little voice

came out of the box,

 

"I heard you the first time!

 

I 'm putting my friggin' shoes on!"


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