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EVERY VALENTINE’S DAY OUR

CAMPUS NEWSPAPER HAS A

SECTION FOR STUDENT MESSAGES.

LAST YEAR MY ROOMMATE

SURPRISED HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH

ROSES AND DINNER AT A

FANCY RESTAURANT.

WHEN THEY RETURNED FROM THEIR DATE,

SHE LEAFED THROUGH THE PAPER

TO SEE IF HE HAD WRITTEN

A NOTE TO HER.

NEAR THE BOTTOM OF ONE PAGE

SHE FOUND: “BONNIE—WHAT ARE

YOU LOOKING HERE FOR?

AREN’T DINNER AND FLOWERS ENOUGH?

LOVE, SCOTT.”