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LEARNING TO FISH

Added on: 17th Feb 2015

 

MRS BAKER WANTED TO GO ICE FISHING.

 

SHE HAD READ SEVERAL BOOKS ON

 

THE SUBJECT, AND FINALLY,

 

AFTER GETTING ALL THE NECESSARY

 

EQUIPMENT TOGETHER, SHE MADE

 

HER WAY OUT ONTO THE ICE.

 

AFTER POSITIONING HER COMFY STOOL,

 

SHE STARTED TO MAKE A

 

CIRCULAR CUT IN THE ICE.

 

FRIGHTENINGLY, FROM UP ABOVE,

 

A VOICE BOOMED,

 

'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'

 

STARTLED, MRS BAKER MOVED FARTHER

 

DOWN THE ICE, POURED HERSELF A

 

LARGE COFFEE, AND BEGAN TO

 

CUT YET ANOTHER HOLE.

 

AGAIN, FROM THE HEAVENS,

 

THE VOICE BELLOWED,

 

'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'

 

MRS BAKER, NOW BECAME VERY

 

CONCERNED SO SHE MOVED WAY DOWN

 

TO THE OPPOSITE END OF THE ICE,

 

SET UP HER STOOL, AND BEGAN

 

AGAIN TO CUT HER ICE-HOLE.

 

THE VOICE RANG OUT ONCE MORE,

 

'THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'

 

MRS BAKER, STOPPED,

 

LOOKED UPWARDS AND SAID,

 

'IS THAT YOU, LORD?'

 

THE VOICE REPLIED,

 

'NO, THIS IS THE ICE-RINK MANAGER.'

 

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