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FUNNY BLARNEY STOREY

Added on: 18th Feb 2015

 

A GROUP OF TOURISTS WERE TOURING IRELAND.

 

ONE OF THE WOMEN IN THE GROUP

 

WAS A REAL MOANER, ALWAYS COMPLAINING.

 

THE BUS SEATS WERE UNCOMFORTABLE OR

 

THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE;

 

IT WAS EITHER TOO HOT, OR IT'S TOO COLD;

 

THE ACCOMMODATIONS WAS AWFUL.

 

WILL AND GUY ARE SURE YOU KNOW THE SCORE.

 

THE GROUP ARRIVED AT THE SITE OF

 

THE FAMOUS BLARNEY STONE IN COUNTY CORK.

 

'GOOD LUCK WILL BE FOLLOWING YOU

 

ALL YOUR DAYS, IF YOU KISS THE BLARNEY STONE,'

 

THE GUIDE SAID. 'UNFORTUNATELY,

 

IT'S BEING CLEANED TODAY AND SO NO

 

ONE WILL BE ABLE TO KISS IT.

 

PERHAPS WE CAN COME BACK TOMORROW.'

 

'WE CAN'T BE HERE TOMORROW,'

 

THE NASTY CURMUDGEONLY WOMAN SHOUTED.

 

'WE HAVE SOME OTHER BORING TOUR TO GO ON.

 

SO I GUESS WE CAN' T KISS THE STUPID STONE.'

 

'WELL NOW,' THE GUIDE SAID PATIENTLY,

 

'IT IS SAID THAT IF YOU KISS SOMEONE

 

WHO HAS KISSED THE STONE,

 

YOU'LL HAVE THE SAME GOOD FORTUNE.'

 

'AND I SUPPOSE YOU'VE KISSED THE STONE?'

 

THE WOMAN SCOFFED RUDELY.

'NO, MA'AM,' THE FRUSTRATED GUIDE SAID,

 

'BUT I HAVE SAT ON IT.'

 

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