SHOWN UP IN THE SUPERMARKET

DYLAN IS IN A QUEUE AT THE SUPERMARKET

WHEN HE NOTICES THAT THE RATHER

DISHY BLONDE BEHIND HIM HAS

JUST RAISED HER HAND AND

IS GIVING HIM A BIG 'HELLO'.

HE IS RATHER TAKEN ABACK THAT

SUCH A LOOKER WOULD BE WAVING TO HIM,

AND ALTHOUGH HER FACE IS VAGUELY FAMILIAR,

DYLAN CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE

MIGHT KNOW HER FROM,

SO HE SAYS, 'SORRY, DO YOU KNOW ME?'

SHE REPLIES, 'I MAY BE MISTAKEN,

BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE

THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN'

DYLAN'S MIND SHOOTS BACK TO THE

ONE AND ONLY TIME HE HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL,

'BLIMEY!' HE SAYS,

'DID WE MEET ON FRANK'S STAG DO IN NEWPORT? 

DYLAN CONTINUED,

'WHEN I WAS RELEASED FROM THE

POLICE STATION AND GOT BACK TO

THE HOTEL ROOM, YOU HAD GONE.'

NO, 'SHE REPLIES,

'I'M YOUR SON'S ENGLISH TEACHER'.