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BATMAN FLIES IN

Added on: 7th Mar 2015

 

HILARIOUS, SHORT CONVERSATION

 

ALLEGEDLY HELD BETWEEN

 

A U.S. IMMIGRATION OFFICER AT

 

MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND

 

AN INCOMING PASSENGER:

 

 

IMMIGRATION OFFICER: YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

PASSENGER : BATMAN.

 

IMMIGRATION OFFICER: WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?

PASSENGER: MY NAME IS BAT-MAN.

 

IMMIGRATION OFFICER: ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY?

WHAT'S YOUR SURNAME?

PASSENGER: SUPERMAN.

 

IMMIGRATION OFFICER: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME

YOUR NAME IS BATMAN SUPERMAN?

PASSENGER: YES.

IMMIGRATION OFFICER

[CALLING OVER TO PASSPORT SECURITY]:

HEY BUD, ARREST THIS GUY.............

 

[SEE BELOW FOR THE PASSENGER'S ID CARD: ]

 

Batman Bin Superman

 

Suparman, is a common name in the Eastern side of the

Island of Java.  However, there is no ready explanation

of why his parents called him Batman.

 


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