SO MUCH FOR A DOG BEING MAN'S BEST FRIEND

IRIS, MY SISTER-IN-LAW,

IS A LONG DISTANCE LORRY DRIVER. 

SHE DECIDED TO GET A DOG FOR

PROTECTION FOR THE LONG DAYS AND NIGHTS

THAT SHE WAS AWAY FROM HOME. 

AS SHE STUDIED A LIKELY CANDIDATE,

THE BREEDER TOLD HER,

“I MUST WARN YOU THAT

HE DOESN'T LIKE MEN.”

PERFECT, IRIS THOUGHT AND

PROMPTLY BOUGHT THE DOG.

SOME TIME LATER AS SHE WAS

LEAVING A TRANSPORT CAFÉ,

TWO MEN APPROACHED HER,

IN THE CAR PARK,

AND IRIS WATCHED TO SEE HOW

HER NEW “BODYGUARD” WOULD REACT. 

IT SOON BECAME CLEAR THAT THE

BREEDER HADN'T BEEN JOKING,

BECAUSE AS THE MEN GOT CLOSER,

THE DOG RAN UNDER THE NEAREST CAR AND HID.