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Added on: 12th Mar 2015

 

WHEN I WENT TO LUNCH TODAY,

 

I NOTICED AN OLD MAN SITTING ON A

 

PARK BENCH SOBBING HIS EYES OUT. 

 

I STOPPED AND ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG.

 

HE TOLD ME,

 

“I HAVE A 22 YEAR OLD WIFE AT HOME.

 

SHE RUBS MY BACK EVERY MORNING AND

 

THEN GETS UP AND MAKES ME PANCAKES,

 

SAUSAGE, FRESH FRUIT AND

 

FRESHLY GROUND COFFEE.”

 

I CONTINUED,

 

“WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING?”

 

HE ADDED, “SHE MAKES ME HOMEMADE SOUP

 

FOR LUNCH AND MY FAVOURITE BISCUITS,

 

CLEANS THE HOUSE AND THEN

 

WATCHES SPORTS TV WITH ME FOR

 

THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON.”

 

I SAID, “WELL, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?”

 

HE SAID, “FOR DINNER SHE MAKES ME A

 

GOURMET MEAL WITH WINE AND MY

 

FAVOURITE DESSERT AND THEN WE

 

CUDDLE UNTIL THE SMALL HOURS.”

 

I INQUIRED, “WELL THEN,

 

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU BE CRYING?”

 

HE REPLIED,

 

“I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE.”

 

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