Little Johnny's sister

Oh No!!! He has a sister????????????

Little Sally came home from school with a  smile

on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown

showed me his weenie today at the playground!" 

Before the mother could raise a concern,

Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked,

"Really small, was it?"
 
Sally replied, "No... Salty." 

Mom fainted.