GOOD FRIDAY JOKES - DRINKING AND DRIVING

AN IRISH PRIEST IS DRIVING DOWN

TO NEW YORK FOR THE SERVICE ON

GOOD FRIDAY AND GETS STOPPED FOR

SPEEDING IN CONNECTICUT.

THE STATE TROOPER SMELLS ALCOHOL

ON THE PRIEST'S BREATH AND THEN

SEES AN EMPTY WINE BOTTLE ON

THE FLOOR OF THE CAR. HE SAYS,

"SIR, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"

"JUST WATER," SAYS THE PRIEST,

FINGERS CROSSED.

THE TROOPER SAYS,

"THEN WHY DO I SMELL WINE?"

THE PRIEST LOOKS AT THE BOTTLE AND SAYS,

"GOOD LORD! HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"