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FUNNY EASTER BUNNY STORY

Added on: 6th Apr 2015

 

A man was driving along the highway

when saw the Easter rabbit hopping

across the middle of the road. 

He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit,

but unfortunately the Easter bunny

jumped in front of the car and

was struck by his car. 

The basket of eggs and candy,

the rabbit was carrying,

went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man,

as well as an animal lover,

pulled over to the side of the road

and got out to see what had become

of the rabbit carrying the basket.

Much to his dismay,

the colourful rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful,

he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway

saw the man crying on the side of

the road and pulled over.

She stepped out of her car and

asked the man what was wrong.

'I feel terrible', he explained,

'I accidentally hit the Easter

rabbit and killed it.

Children will be so disappointed.

What should I do?'

The woman told the man not to worry.

She knew what to do.

She went to her car trunk and

pulled out a spray can.

She walked over to the dead,

limp rabbit, and sprayed the contents of

the can onto the furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter rabbit

came to life, jumped up,

picked up the spilled eggs and candy,

waved its paw at the two humans and

hopped down the road.

50 metres away the Easter rabbit stopped

turned around, waved and

hopped down the road.

50 metres further on, he turned again,

waved and hopped another 50 metres,

again he waved. 

The man was astonished.

He couldn't figure out what

substance could be in the woman's spray can.

He ran over to the woman and asked,

'What is in your spray can?

What did you spray on the Easter rabbit?'

The woman turned the can around so

that the man could read the label.

It said:

'Hair spray.

Restores life to dead hair.

Adds permanent wave.'

 

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