WINDOWS

A BLONDE ENTERS A STORE

THAT SELLS CURTAINS.

SHE TELLS THE SALESMAN,

"I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A PAIR OF PINK CURTAINS."
 
THE SALESMAN ASSURES HER THAT THEY

HAVE A LARGE SELECTION OF PINK CURTAINS.

HE SHOWS HER SEVERAL PATTERNS,

BUT THE BLONDE SEEMS TO

HAVE A HARD TIME CHOOSING.
 
FINALLY SHE SELECTS A

LOVELY PINK FLORAL PRINT.

THE SALESMAN THEN ASKS WHAT

SIZE CURTAINS SHE NEEDS.
 
THE BLONDE PROMPTLY REPLIES,

"FIFTEEN INCHES."
 
"FIFTEEN INCHES?"

ASKED THE SALESMAN.

"THAT SOUNDS VERY SMALL

WHAT ROOM ARE THEY FOR?"
 
THE BLONDE TELLS HIM THAT

THEY AREN'T FOR A ROOM,

BUT THEY ARE FOR HER COMPUTER MONITOR.
 
THE SURPRISED SALESMAN REPLIES,

"BUT MISS, COMPUTERS

DO NOT NEED CURTAINS!"
 
THE BLOND SAYS,

"HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!

I'VE GOT WINDOOOOOOWS!"