CAMPING

SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON

WENT ON A CAMPING TRIP.

AFTER A GOOD MEAL,

THEY LAY DOWN FOR THE NIGHT

AND WENT TO SLEEP.

SOME HOURS LATER,

HOLMES AWOKE AND  NUDGED

HIS FAITHFUL FRIEND.

HOLMES SAID:

"WATSON, LOOK UP AND

TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE". 

WATSON SAID:

"I SEE A FANTASTIC PANORAMA

OF COUNTLESS STARS."

HOLMES:

"AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?"

WATSON PONDERED FOR A MOMENT:

"ASTRONOMICALLY, IT TELLS ME

THAT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF GALAXIES

AND POTENTIALLY BILLIONS OF PLANETS.

ASTROLOGICALLY, I OBSERVE

THAT SATURN IS IN LEO.

HOROLOGICALLY, I DEDUCE THAT

THE TIME IS APPROXIMATELY A

QUARTER PAST THREE.

THEOLOGICALLY, I CAN SEE

THAT GOD IS ALL POWERFUL AND

THAT WE ARE SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT.

METEOROLOGICALLY, I SUSPECT

THAT WE WILL HAVE A

BEAUTIFUL DAY TOMORROW."

"WHY? - WHAT DOES IT TELL YOU, HOLMES?"

HOLMES WAS SILENT FOR A

MOMENT THEN SPOKE:

"MY GOOD WATSON

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR TENT."