DIRTY OLD MAN

AN ELDERLY MAN IN LOUISIANA OWNED

A LARGE FARM. 

HE HAD A LARGE POND IN THE BACK.

IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED FOR SWIMMING,

SO HE SET IT UP NICE WITH PICNIC TABLES,

HORSESHOE  COURTS, AND SOME

APPLE AND PEACH TREES.

ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED

TO GO DOWN TO THE POND, TO LOOK IT OVER,

AS HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE.

BEFORE HE WENT, HE GRABBED A

FIVE-GALLON BUCKET TO BRING BACK SOME FRUIT.

AS HE NEARED THE POND,

HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING

AS HE GOT CLOSER, HE SAW IT WAS A BUNCH

OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY-DIPPING IN HIS POND. 

HE MADE THE WOMEN AWARE OF HIS PRESENCE

AND THEY ALL WENT TO THE DEEP END.

ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED TO HIM,

"WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU LEAVE!" 

THE OLD MAN REPLIED,

"I DIDN'T COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH YOU

LADIES SWIM NAKED OR MAKE YOU GET

OUT OF THE POND NAKED."

HOLDING THE BUCKET UP, HE SAID...

"I'M HERE TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR!"

SOME OLD MEN CAN STILL THINK FAST.