INVESTMENT BY THE WIFE
Added on: 3rd May 2015
THE LAWYER SAYS TO THE
WEALTHY ART COLLECTOR TYCOON:
"I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND
I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS."
THE TYCOON REPLIES:
"I'VE HAD AN AWFUL DAY,
LET'S HEAR THE GOOD NEWS FIRST.
THE LAWYER SAYS:
"WELL YOUR WIFE INVESTED $5,000
IN TWO PICTURES THIS WEEK
THAT SHE FIGURES ARE WORTH A
MINIMUM OF $2 TO $3 MILLION."
THE TYCOON REPLIES ENTHUSIASTICALLY:
"WELL DONE. VERY GOOD NEWS INDEED!
YOU'VE JUST MADE MY DAY;
NOW WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?"
THE LAWYER ANSWERS:
"THE PICTURES ARE OF YOU WITH YOUR SECRETARY."
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