Scotland

I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks.....

I noticed two very large women by the bar.

They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"

One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"

So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,....

............Are you two whales from Scotland ?"


.........That's all I remember.....