Added on: 13th May 2015
A married couple were on holiday in Pakistan
they were touring around the market place
looking at the goods,
when they passed a small sandal shop.
From the inside they heard a Pakistani accent say,
"you foreigners come in. Come in my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them,
"I have some special sandals
I think you'd be interested in.
They make you wild at sex like a great dessert camel"
Well, the wife was really interested in buying
the sandals after what the man had claimed
but her husband felt he really didn't need them,
as he believed he was a sex hero.
The husband asked the Pakistani,
"how could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied,
why don't you see for yourself?"
The husband after much badgering from his wife,
finally conceded to try them on.
As soon as he slipped then onto this feet,
he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in years
raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye the husband rushed off
to the Pakistani man threw him on the
table and started tearing at the guy's pants.
All the time the Pakistani man was screaming,
"YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET
YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET"