Added on: 14th May 2015
Billy was on holiday in America and
didn't speak very good English.
It was his last day and he was
heading to the airport to fly home
but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking
the clerk for some "BUM".
She sits there and thinks for a
while and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."
Then he goes to the fish store and asks
if he could get some "FUCK IT".
The fish man thinks and says,
"Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says,
"Could I get a cock and spank it?"
The pet store owner says
"Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel."
Billy shakes his head YES.
He finally makes it to the airport where
he will be catching his flight.
When he gets there he asks this guy...
"Could you hold my bum and
fuck it while I get my cock and spank it"