HOW TO DIE YOUNG
Added on: 20th May 2015
STRESS OVER EVERYTHING
If it’s not a big deal, then make sure it’s a big deal…everything
needs to be a big deal. High levels of stress can increase your risk
of heart disease, diabetes, and even cancer.
GORGE ON PROCESSED FOOD LATE AT NIGHT
Full of heart clogging fat and an army of impossible to pronounce
chemicals, when combined with unnecessary stress processed
foods are sure to hasten your demise.
BECOME A NAVY SEAL
Given their reputation it can come as a surprise that Navy SEALS
don’t really die very often. Remember what we said about stress
though? It kills you slowly.
IN YOUR TIME OFF GO AND BE AN
ALASKAN CRAB FISHERMAN
Often cited as the most dangerous job in the world, these guys die
all the time. Icy waters, storms, 20 hours shifts, eternal darkness
and lots of moving parts are sure to take their toll.
BE A HERMIT
Numerous studies have shown that loneliness in old age is a
quick way to destroy your health.
Even a little bit of exercise every day has so many good health
benefits that it would be best just to avoid it altogether.
START A BUSINESS IN RUSSIA WITHOUT
PAYING OFF THE MAFIA
Under most circumstances this is probably the least advisable
thing you could ever do.
TRY TO STEAL JACKIE CHAN'S LUNCH MONEY
See how happy he looks in the picture? That is the exact opposite
of the way he will look when he is in the process of shorting your life.