INVESTMENTS

> Subject: INVESTMENTS
> >
> If you had purchased £1,000 ofshares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
> would have £49.00 today
>
> If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have
> £33.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
> you would have £0.00 today.
>
> If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago,
> you would have £0.00 today.
>
> But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's,
> drank all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer,
> you would have received £214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &
> recycle.
>
> And then..........................
> A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.
>
> Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
> year.
>
> That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
>
> Makes you proud to be British. !!!