1, 2, 3, UH
Added on: 24th May 2015
One night two midget brothers walk
into a bar and one says
"Man I'm tired of screwing midget girls
lets screw real women."
The other midget agreed.
5 minutes later two blonde's walk
into the bar and sit by the two midgets.
So the four of them get talking and
the midgets ask if they want to come to their
hotel rooms and stay the night and have sex.
So the two blonde's decide to go.
In the first room the blonde and the midget
were getting it on when the midget says
"Oh baby, I'm sorry, this has never
happened before, but I can't get hard"
So they give up and laid down to go asleep.
But through the wall from the second room
they hear "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh",
which keeps up all night long.
So the next day after the blonde's leave
the brothers meet each other again and
discuss how there night went.
The first midget says
"Oh, my night was terrible.
I just couldn't get hard."
The second midget replies
"Mine was worse than that"
"What do you mean" said the first midget.
"I heard you going "1, 2, 3 uh all night long".
To which the second midget replies
"Yeah! I couldn't get on the damn bed"