PRIMARY TEACHER

Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool
fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a
Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Man U fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are
you a Man U fan?'
'Because my mum is a Man U fan, and my dad is a Man U fan, so
I'm a Man U fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no
reason for you to be a Man U fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute
and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' said Mary, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.