BAD EXAMPLE

One day two very loving parents 

got into a huge fight,

the man called the women a "bitch"

and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said

"What does bitch and bastard mean?"

The parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex,

the women said "feel my titties"

and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked

"What does titties and dick mean?"

The parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving

and he cut himself, "Shit" he said,

the kid came in and asked

"What's that mean"

and the man said it was the

brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey,

and she cut herself, "Fuck" she said.

Once again the kid asked

"What's that mean" t

he mom said that is what she

calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the doorbell rang.

The kid answered the door to his relatives

and said

"Alright you bitches and bastards,

put your dicks and titties in the closet,

my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face,

and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!