THE NUDE BEACH

A mother and father took their

6 year old son to a nude beach.

As the boy walked along the beach,

he noticed that some of the ladies had

boobs bigger than his mother's

and asked her why.

She told her son,

"The bigger they are the

dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer,

goes to play in the ocean but

returns to tell his mother that

many of the men have larger

willies than his dad.

His mother replied,

"The bigger they are the

dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer,

he boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again.

He promptly tells his mother,

"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on

the beach and the longer he talks,

the dumber he gets."