THE FIRE TRUCK

A fireman is at the station house

working outside on the fire truck 

when he notices a little girl next door.

The little girl is in a little red wagon

with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and

has the wagon tied to a dog.

The fireman says "Hey little girl. 

What are you doing?"

The little girl says

"I'm pretending to be a fireman

and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look.

"Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!"

the fireman says.

"Thanks mister",

says the little girl.

The fireman looks a little closer and

notices the little girl has tied the

dog to the wagon by its testicles.

"Little girl",

says the fireman,

"I don't want to tell you how

to run your fire truck but if

you were to tie that rope around

the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says,

"You're probably right mister

but then I wouldn't have a siren!"