MASTURBATE JOKE

Little Johnny goes to school

and the teacher says,

'Today we are going to learn

multi-syllable words,

class. Does anybody have an

example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand,

“Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!”

Miss Rogers:

“All right, little Johnny,

what is your multi-syllable word?”

Little Johnny says,

“Mas-tur-bate.”

Miss Rogers smiles and says,

“Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.”

Little Johnny says,

“No, Miss Rogers,

you're thinking of a blowjob".