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RESULTS FROM THE WORLD WOMENS CONFERENCE

Added on: 20th Jun 2015

 

At the 2012 World Women's conference,

the first speaker from Canada, stood up

 

"At last year’s conference we spoke about

being more assertive with our husbands.

Well, after the conference I went home

and told my husband I would no

longer cook for him and that he

would have to do it himself.

 

After the first day I saw nothing.

After the second day I saw nothing.

But after the third day

I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb".

 

The crowd stood up, applauded and cheered.

 

The second speaker, from France, stood up 

"After last year’s conference I went

straight home and told my husband

that I would no longer do his laundry

and that he would have to do it himself.

 

After the first day I saw nothing.

After the second day I saw nothing.

But after the third day

I saw that not only had he done his own

but my washing as well".

 

Once again the audience rose

to their feet, applauded and cheered.

 

The third speaker, from Scotland stood up

 

"After last year's conference ah went

home and tolt ma man that I

widnae doo his cookin, cleanin or shoppin

and he wid hiftae doo it him sell.

 

After the first day I saw nothin,

after the second day I saw nothing

but after the third day,

I could see a wee bit oota ma left eye"

 

BLINKING ANIME EYES "animated" by akillovescamilia on deviantART ...

 


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