DIM WITTED ROBBERS, THIEVES AND DELINQUENTS

NINJA VENGEANCE

In 2008, a burglar tried to rob a house where several karate black-belts

lived. Just when he was about to escape with his stolen gadgets, the

karate masters caught him and…well, let’s just say that it’s not a good

idea to rob a house full of karate masters.

THE DHL BANDITS

Krystal Evans and Denis McLure where on a mission to prevent the

analysis of their urine samples. To accomplish their mission they rifled

through a DHL truck, found their urine samples and destroyed them

before sneaking away. Not only were they caught, but they had to give

a second set of urine samples — which tested positive for meth.

The ironic part is that the first samples were actually clean.


THE NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS OF FACEBOOK ADDICTION

Being addicted to Facebook is bad but when Jonathan Parker robbed

a Pennsylvania home he took things to the next level. In the middle

of his robbery he decided to check his Facebook.

Unfortunately for him he forgot to log out.

A POOR CHOICE

Randy Lewis decided one night to go out drinking with his three kids.

He got wasted, drugged, and to top it all off, decided it would be a smart

idea to make his 10 year old a designated driver by handing him the keys.

The poor boy wrecked the car and our friend Randy went to jail.

MORE MANUAL MAYHEM

Another failed carjacking, when Frank Singleton got out of jail he

realized he didn’t have enough money to buy a bus ticket. Back to

stealing cars it was, this would be thief unfortunately didn’t know how

to drive stick. He got caught trying to start the car.

DON'T MESS WITH GRANNY

Robert Hosley attempted to rob the apartment of a 95-year old woman.

When he broke the window beside the front door to unlock the door

from the inside of the house, the old woman repeatedly stabbed his

hand with a screwdriver and loudly cried for help. Horsley gave up and

tried to run away, but cops found him passed out on the front porch

after suffering from blood loss.

MURDER HE WROTE

Krystian Bala wrote a book about a murder case in 2000. Some police

officers read the book and realized that the story portrayed in the

book resembled an unsolved murder case. Bala was arrested soon after.

ALWAYS USE A PSEUDONYM

Christopher Kron robbed the restaurant where he was currently

employed. He broke into the restaurant one night and tripped the

alarm without turning it off. The security company called and Kron

answered the phone, giving his real name. He even had the

audacity to go to work the next day.